My Pants Are Haunted

My Pants Are Haunted

Paperback - 2004
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When things go wrong at Mackerel Middle School, Jamie blames the unfortunate events on her pants.
Publisher: New York ; Toronto : Scholastic, c2004
ISBN: 9780439629058
Characteristics: 127 p. : ill. ; 20 cm. --


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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building.
Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“never underestimate your dumbness!!”

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”


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Feb 20, 2013

This book is funny!!!!:)

SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

good to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and rlly funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 18, 2012

i ♥ dear dumb diary books!!!

Oct 08, 2011

i just love this book! too funny

Jul 30, 2011

LOL! These books are hilarious! I loved it when Jim Benton showed Darth Vader in a mini-skirt and braids!

Jul 23, 2011

its such i funny title dont ya think????? even though its funny by the inside........its STILL funny !!!!!! haha looool

Oct 04, 2010

lol funny title

Apr 12, 2009

This is a hilarious book.

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SAPPHIREBEAR15 Jun 23, 2012

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.


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